I love Halloween!!

I am a huge fan of Halloween I think I love it almost as much if not more than Christmas. I just love watching scary movies every night on AMC, scaring people, decorating the house, costumes!!! never can have enough! the smell of pumpkinspice, Carving Pumpkins, Chili cook offs , and lets not forget Trick or Treating.

Just a few of my Halloween Decorations

This year I made chair covers for my kitchen table it took a lot of work to make up some kind of pattern for them but because my mom has mad sewing skills they turned out so cute.

These are just some pics that I framed on my wall they turned out way cool.

Embarrassing Moments

Have you ever....

sneezed and peed

walked out of the bathroom with your skirt tucked in your underware.

sharted....

walked out of the bathroom with toliet paper stuck to your shoe.

walked out of the bathroom with the seat cover tucked in your pants and wet at the end.

aked someone if they are pregnant when they arent.

picked your nose in the car and then turned and looked at the car next to you is staring.

sneezed and farted

walked up to your husband pinched him on the bum and then he turns around and he isnt

your husband.

been walking down a hall and trip over your own shoe not once but twice

thought you were alone so you let one rip but only to find out your not alone

Today at work I was talking with my co-workers and one of them started telling us about when she was helping a patient and sneezed so hard she peed after that we all started telling stories of our most embarrassing moments or others embarrassing moments that we were so lucky to seeing. I was laughing so hard I started to cry. But unfortunately I have no stories of embarrassing moments to share because I am practically perferct in every way. ;)

Bear Lake

This is how tan Ryan was by the end of our trip.

Ryan let the kids barry him in the sand.

Luella our little pioneer girl.

Ryan, Brit, & Oliva

Even being under an umbrella and with a bonnet on Zoey still got sunburned...poor girl

Jane the Orange team cheerleader.

Macs going into body building.

The yellow belly Poirot's

Ken found a merman!!!

We went up to Bear Lake a few weeks ago with my family for the annual camping trip. We stayed at a camp ground over by Lake City it was a nice little spot close to the beach so we could go down and play on the beach and not have to walk to far. The only bad thing was there were no flush toilets (stinky!!). The weather there was very peculiar the night we got up there it was nice and then the next day the wind was blowing so hard and it rained most of the morning so we all crowded in the trailers adults in one and kids in the other. We did Water Olympics and no surprise my team won!!! "Go Orange....were fruity!!" We went boating...well let me rephrase that they got to go boating I wasn't able to cuz I had just had surgery just a week before. However I did sneak on it once and it was so windy that there were white caps on the waves so I almost felt like I was being pulled behind on the tube. One of the nights we did skits and my sister Rachelles family did a scene from The Mighty Python and the Search of the Holly Grail it was so cute it was the "bring out your dead" so cute Brit had all his lines memorize "I'm not dead yet" we all laughed so hard. He took home the Emmy for best lead actor. The most memorable night was the last night we were there...we had just finished celebrating Aug birthdays and all the little kids were asleep and just the adults (and Mac) were up and Danny told Ryan he wasn't part of the Polar Bear club yet so Ryan, Danny, Trent Wade, and Cody all got in there swim suits and went in the lake. They decided to be funny and to take off there shorts and moon us all. I love my family trips so much fun and never a boring moment.

So only 1 more day till school starts for the elementary kids and with that I have not seen my husband for days. He has been working from 7am to 3am almost every day for the last 2 weeks getting his school ready for the kids to come back. He just recently moved to Dee and to say the lest he had a lot of work to do to make it look nice again. It seems like I am married to a farmer no scheduled hours just work till the job is done even if it is till 1 in the morning. I have never been so excited for school to start so I can finally have my husband back.

I MISS YOU BABE!!!

Not going to be missed

Ok so its been a long while but this summer has been a crazy busy one. But most recently I had to have my gallbladder removed its been giving me trouble since February but my doctor had no idea what was causing all this pain that would keep me up at nights for hours. My mom kept telling me that it was probably my gallbladder but when I would tell my doctor he kept saying no I don't think its that...but when it started hurting so bad and was not going away but getting worse and I have only gotten 3hrs of sleep in the past 2 days I told Ryan I want a second oppion and so we went to the ER. When they did the ultrasound they found them 14 gallstones so I had to get admitted and wait all day to go into surgery and when I came out it hurt so bad I felt like they had left something in but then they said "oh we just haven't given you any pain pills cuz you never woke up in post-op" WTF you should have been pumping me full of pain killer when I was still out ah you better give me some soon or I am going to scream. It hurt so bad that my breathing became so shallow that they had to watch me closely and I had to stay over night. So I now have three little cuts on my upper abdomen and then one inside my belly button (I guess that's where they pull it out). But I am feeling so much better now only every once in awhile does it hurt but only one week later I was up and going to my Zumba class everyone says I'm pushing myself to hard but I just tell them hey I'm only missing my gallbladder not a leg...

FINALLY!!!

Finally someone else willing to pay my bills. My favorite radio station is willing to pay them they are doing their pay your bills contest again and I am stoked! I am going to send in all of my bills and hope that they will pay one of them. And if you are like me and would love to have someone else pay your bills go to their website and find out all the details. Oh what a dream come true!

Little Twit

This weekend me and Ryan get to be parents to 4 wonderful kids. There is Mac who is already getting valentine presents from her boyfriend. Kenny who is the sweetest girl every (she takes after me) she has beuitful long red hair. Then there is the two little one who are so fun and sweet but sometime are little twits. Pyper is a sweet little girl but loves to get into trouble. Conner has the longest eyelashes ever and can sweet talk his way out of anything! I love these kids!

LMAO

If you have ever listened to Dane Cook you know how funny he is if not then I would recomand you do. Last night Ryan and I went out to do some erons and it had been a stressful day so to make me feel better and laugh we put Dane in and I laughed so hard! I sometimes even listen to him at work if someone is bugging the heck out of me I put him in and will burst out in laughter my co-workers looking at me like I am a crazy person but if they only knew what I was listening to.
Disclaimer Dean does have a potty mouth so if you get offened you might not enjoy him as much in that case I would suggest Bryan Regan also a funny guy.

Baby Shower

Last Saturday we had a baby shower for my sister Lynnell. She is having a little girl and naming it Zoey Lynn. I deiced to make a diaper cake for her it turned out way cute and didn't even take that much time I did it that morning. My mom had asked me if I would make my Oreo truffles those took a long time I spent all Friday night making them till 1:30am. But they turned out so cute and yummy! There not that hard to make but I had to make so many that it took longer and I did cute designs on them so that took more time. But it all turned out way cute and everybody loved them.

Last night I went to Zumba and feel in love with it. Its like a dance class but not so much but its so much fun and so intense. You get to shake it and do all different kinds of dance like hip hop and Latin and African too. Anyone looking for a fun way to get in shape you should try Zumba out.

Jazz vs Suns

Sorry Okur but I think I have a new crush on Mathews.Last night we went to the Jazz game and got to see the Jazz beat the Suns. We also got to see many crazy people. I think I watch more of the fans than the Jazz game. My favorite is when they play a Flo*rida song and the man in front of you sands up and starts to dance. It was the funnest thing I had seen in along time. He was a special one but kept me laughing the whole time. And then there was our other neighbors who were only 9 or 10 yelling at the jazz like my dad yells at them when he watches it. So even if your not a Jazz fan but enjoy people watching or just need to feel better about yourself go the a Jazz game there is plenty of entertaining folk around to make your day that much brighter.

Sick & Tired of Being Sick & Tired

I have only been sick for 4 days but I am already sick of it. I go through a box of tissues a day and have to shoot up with this nasal spray that has become my new best friend.

I'm not one to complain about being sick but this is kicking my butt! I have a headache and cant breath and that does not help when it comes to sleep time.

If any of you have a home remedies that could help me please share!

Nick Names

"I'm watching you Wazowski" yup just like "Smelly"

There are many kinds of nick names but the best ones are those that they don't know they have. When I was single my girlfriends and I would nick name all the guys we meet like..."Superman", "Wolfman", "Batman", and "ricky bobby" that's just to name a few. But my favorite are the nicknames that I use daily like "Rumpenzle", "Skipper", "Eore" and then there's "Smelly" who I think needs to be re-named to "Roz". Today I saw a picture of Roz from Monsters Inc. and started laughing oh so hard. I have to talk to my accomplist and verify that this name change but I think that there is no denying that Roz and "Smelly" have much in common.

I'm Addicted...HELP!!!

My name is Christine and I am addicted to...(deep breath) Bad Girls Club, Jersey Shore, Real World, Teen Mom, The Ruins, and many more realality shows.

Its sad but true I am addicted. I can help myself every time I turn on the TV I flip to MTV or Oxygen channel and hope that its a new episod. I never thought I would be one to get addicted to these shows. Everytime I heard someone talking about having to watch The Hills I thought they were crazy. And now I am the one saying I have to get home to watch Natalie get beat up by Portia, or to see what happened to Snookie after being punched in the bar. I have dx myself with this addiction and the cure...To watch them in my cumfy clothes with a cold DP (my other addiction)... I am a people watcher and I love watching crazy girls beat eachother up and act like a fool and who doesnt like a guy with a great nick name like Mike "the situation". So if you find yourself watching these shows give me a call and we can watch them together.

Sad to say but Portia is kicked out and there is a new girl named Lexi. I dont know if I like her yet.

All these peeps have Jersey shore names "the situation", "snooki", "sweetheart" and more redic nick names. There is a web site were you enter your name and it will generate your "Jersey Shore" name. Its kinda fun. I put some names in and her they are

Christine aka Pookie....Ryan aka The Bicep....Ashley aka The Opportunity....Brant aka The Impact....Kellie aka The Tight End....Amy aka A-Cat.

This was one of my favorites but sadly its over but I am eagerly waiting for the new one.

Being a teen mom is not as easy as it sounds.

I just started this one but as of now I am not a big fan of Ty...but its only been one episod.